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When I was born, my mama's pussy had the new car smell. — Ryan Montgomery
I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG. — Drake
All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way. — Hunter S. Thompson
I don't change my style for anybody. Pussies do that. — Michael Bay
I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy. — Bill Hicks
Now as before, women must refuse to be meek and guileful, for truth cannot be served by dissimulation. Women who fancy that they manipulate the… — Germaine Greer
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy. — Frankie Boyle
Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create… — Tucker Max
It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people… — Zach Braff
Money, power, love, sex (until they get married), adulation, children, and control. Of these, children cause the most trouble. Women also want equal rights and… — Larry L. King
Academics are, on average, pussies. — David Buss
There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy. — Mark Rippetoe
But then again, those who argue against squatting and deadlifting on the same day may just be pussies. — Mark Rippetoe
I was pissed off about a lot of things...so much shitty rock ’n’ roll that angered me, and Pussy Galore was kicking against that. With… — Jon Spencer
No road offers more mystery than that first one you mount from the town you were born to, the first time you mount it of… — Mary Karr
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil — Nicki Minaj
Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it. — Nicki Minaj
My pussy game cold, when he hit it he say burrrr — Nicki Minaj
Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker. — Nicki Minaj
Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl — Nicki Minaj
Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles — Nicki Minaj
Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat. — Peter Steele
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today. — Tank Abbott
I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the… — Sarah Silverman
Some men don't eat pussy. I think those men are pussies. — CJ Roberts

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