Pumpkin Quotes

118 quotes by 97 authors

I'm not sure I would label it a 'survivor,'" said Iko, her sensor darkening with disgust. "It looks more like a rotting pumpkin. — Marissa Meyer
October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in my pockets and… — Rainbow Rowell
...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in -… — Mark Twain
Most pumpkin dishes involve scooping out the seeds, cutting off the skin, and chopping up the flesh before cooking. — Yotam Ottolenghi
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. — Amanda Eliasch
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. — Simone Schwarz-Bart
This is for you -My Pumpkin- ^_^ — Aldyna Threesya
And I, *Jack*, the *Pumpkin King*, grow tired of the same old thing. — Massie
Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina. — Green Monk
I eat language, it's like pumpkin soup for me. Even my tongue concludes I'm obsessed. Words are sex to me, I get horny learning new… — Jeremy Limn
Hundred stab , dis ah hundred stab. Mek me thump up your pussyy like punching bag. Wah beat it like a child wey do something… — Aidonia
Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch! — No Strings Attached (Movie)
My mom started a tradition where she makes these amazing pumpkin bars, almost like a pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting, but its not too… — Katie Holmes
Let nothing slide, sly remarks. You must wanna die but you frontin wild. When we all know you pumpkin pie. — Unknown Author
Fuck this Im going to get a pumpkin. — Bill Burr
When I see Pumpkin come in I call it 'The Bamm-Bamm Look' cause theres no shoes on. — Honey Boo Boo Child
Its almost halloween... there already treating your hoe like a pumpkin just to smash her!!! — Patrick Thomas
Thanksgiving Day is traditionally a day for families and friends to get together for a special meal. The meal often includes a turkey,stuffing,potatoes,cranberry sauce,gravy,pumpkin pie,and… — Albertdavid

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