Pumpkin Quotes

118 quotes by 98 authors

If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party. — Dag Hammarskjold
I would rather start a family than finish one. — Don Marquis
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. — Conan O'Brien
When I was a kid, Halloween was strictly a starchy-vegetable-only holiday, with pumpkins and Indian corn on the front stoop; there was nothing electric, nothing… — Susan Orlean
'Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about the… — Jane Pauley
When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a… — Amy Poehler
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. — Will Rogers
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. — Taylor Swift
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. — Henry David Thoreau
I represent the Democratic wing of the Democratic party. — Paul Wellstone
In the practical world of computing, it is rather uncommon that a program, once it performs correctly and satisfactorily, remains unchanged forever. — Niklaus Wirth
Know what it is to be a child? It is to be something very different from the man of today. It is to have a… — Percy Bysshe Shelley
What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands, and a number… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. — Charles M. Schulz
In the lives of children, pumpkins turn into coaches, mice and rats turn into men. When we grow up, we realize it is far more… — Gregory Maguire
He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone's pumpkin. — Charlaine Harris
In a clutch or a corner, I tend to make a weapon out of what is near at hand. That can be anything from a… — Dean Koontz
The earth was warm under me, and warm as I crumbled it through my fingers...I kept as still as I could. Nothing happened. I did… — Willa Cather
The tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster. — Nick Harkaway
I saw thousands of pumpkins last night come floating in on the tide, bumping up against the rocks and rolling up on the beaches; it… — Richard Brautigan

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