Protection Program Quotes
- Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them… — Bill Maher
- Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of the… — Roger Ebert
- We need to have every single school in America immediately deploy a protection program proven to work —and by that I mean armed security. — Wayne LaPierre
- I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as a woman in… — Phil Donahue
- When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.' — Robert Schimmel