Profile Quotes

279 Profile quotes by 233 unique authors

Facebook is just like a jail. you sit around,waste some time,creep a little bit,have a profile picture,write on people's walls and get poked by random… — Arjun Loveable
It funny I'm this the same old person while my profile picture is of me after having no sleep for 1.5 days while having little… — MrCountry
I'M AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE! put this on your profile if you are too — Sarah Moores
Ite ! Some Of yall do 2 much ! Why do some of yall ask people to Prove 2 yall that they don't have a… — Unknown Author
Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Pinho
Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace! — Pinho
Just because she doesnt have 100 plus likes on her profile picture, doesnt mean shes not gorgeous. Every girl is beautiful, its society thats ugly. — Oliver Sykes
Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today;… — Im Nothing
~Everything is falling apart now.. my boyfriend just found out that all the profile pics that I had are fake except one of them is… — Im Nothing
Facebook is suggesting people with no profile pictures, thats like showing me a person's feet and asking me if I know who they belong to — Maoza
Just because she doesn't have 100+ likes on her profile picture, doesn't mean she's not gorgeous. It's society that's ugly. — Unknown Author
This Days You Know Your The Choosen One When Your Picture Appears As His/Her Profile Picture On Facebook And Whatsaap — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
Illshain Was Inspired By Charlie Chaplin The Legend In America, Charlie Caplin Is The Best Comedian In The World. ILLSHAIN Favourite ComedianS Are Martin Lawrence,… — Talent Dladla
Smile is my profile.. — Celestine
Some people are talented in faking their profile, thus you may think they've grew up but in dept you only found out that they've just… — Simphiwe Ntuli
It take years of being right to create a good profile. But only take a single second to ruin all the good profile. Life is… — Simphiwe Ntuli
The most common question is about the profile photo. Which will get me the most attention? or What should I make of the people I'm… — Kumar Anupam
My favorite thing is to re-watch ur profile.. OPPA ? How could it feel if someone care about me as much as I do to… — Saodevi
How boring I am ? Searching up ur profile like the hell u gonna know me ! Oh sh** ! U, jerk won't even notice… — Saodevvi
That profile pic is my cousins best freind who past away she got shot — Unknown Author
And I am just scared to look on other's profile that I may get jealous on what they already have/achieve. — Missyrie
Somebody like me wouldn't have gone on to the Trisha show because I already had a public profile. — Trisha Goddard
And I've tried to give us a higher profile. Typically, at a board meeting, we'd pass resolutions about the civil-rights issue of the day, but… — Julian Bond
I don't think people we'll miss the fact that SDC is way up there and that our profile is high. — Graeme Murphy
Nobody is that thick-skinned that it doesn't hurt you. Still, you always know what happens in football. I have got used to criticism, I suppose,… — Bryan Robson

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