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Being appointed Elder Professor meant very much taking over the shop, in that the professor in those days controlled all the moneys. — John Henry Carver
There was once a professor of law who said to his students. When you are fighting a case, if you have facts on your side… — W. Somerset Maugham
Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk? That way, when you want to… — Jack Handey
If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort… — Jack Handey
I have been a Professor Emeritus since 1958, and have continued my scientific studies. — Karl von Frisch
It rests with every professor of the religion of Jesus to settle within himself to which of the two religions, that of Jesus or that… — Ferdinand Christian Baur
My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a… — Jay Roach
Pharoahe Monch is like an eloquent linguistics professor moonlighting as a rhyme serial killer terrorist, challenging the listeners' I.Q. while daring him or her to… — Kool Moe Dee
I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I’ve done. — Unknown Author
My mother is an office manager, my father a professor of economics and financial planner. — Poppy Z. Brite
As a German citizen, as a German professor, and as a political person, I hold it to be not only my right but also my… — Kurt Huber
I once read about a meeting of economists who agreed that if their forecasts were 33 1/3 % correct, that was considered a high mark… — Gerald M. Loeb
There are a lot of things that I really question - the legality of the drone strikes, these NSA revelations. Jimmy Carter came out and… — Matt Damon
Arthur Jay Klinghoffer, a professor of political science at Rutgers University, has argued that geography seems less relevant than ever in a world where nonstate… — Ken Jennings
These hormones still belong to the physiologist and to the clinical investigator as much as, if not more than, to the practicing physician. But as… — Unknown Author
Indignant reply to the blatent sex discrimination expressed in a colleague's opposition when Hilbert proposed appointing Emmy Noether as the first woman professor at their… — David Hilbert
He is not in the least arrogant. The last album was written in a room in Sussex. He was like a mad professor, spending all… — Linda McCartney
She was, in fact, quite a pleasant looking girl, even if her bosom had clearly been intended for a girl two feet taller; but she… — Terry Pratchett
(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life. — Jerry Lewis
Robin Williams was an airman, a doctor, a genie, a nanny, a president, a professor, a bangarang Peter Pan, and everything in between. But he… — Barack Obama
Show me a Professor of Education, especially a Professor of E-learning, who lectures, and I'll show you a hypocrite who doesn't read the research. — Donald Clark
There is no music more powerful than hip-hop. No other music so purely demands an instant affirmative on such a global scale. When the beat… — Saul Williams
I was a constitutional law professor, which means unlike the current president I actually respect the Constitution. — Barack Obama
Want a happier, more content life? I highly recommend the down-to-earth methods you'll find in 'Mindfulness.' Professor Mark Williams and Dr Danny Penman have teamed… — Daniel Goleman
I've always been a writer because I've always been a student. My mom's a retired professor, so I come from a very academic background. I… — Kerry Washington

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