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Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say. — C.S. Lewis
Take almost any path you please, and ten to one it carries you down in a dale, and leaves you there by a pool in… — Herman Melville
A philosophy professor at my college, whose baby became enamored of the portrait of David Hume on a Penguin paperback, had the cover laminated in… — Anne Fadiman
We were always loyal to lost causes...Success for us is the death of the intellect and of the imagination. ~ Professor MacHugh — James Joyce
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
What will happen when my heart stops beating?" Momo asked. When that moment comes," said the professor, "time will stop for you as well. Or… — Michael Ende
[The Head of Radio Three] had been ensnared by the Music Director of the college and a Professor of Philosophy. These two were busy explaining… — Douglas Adams
I can't give a Professor love! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Savages!' he echoed, ironically. 'You set foot on one of the shores of this globe, professor, and you’re surprised to find savages? Where aren’t there… — Jules Verne
Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
So,” sneered Fudge, recovering himself, “you intend to take on Dawlish, Shacklebolt, Dolores, and myself single-handed, do you, Dumbledore?” “Merlin’s beard, no,” said Dumbledore, smiling.… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Hugo is a raven,and, as such he knows many things. I, meanwhile, am Hodge Starkweathe, a professor of history, as such, I do not know… — Cassandra Clare
The three of them set out every morning on adventures of their own kind. Once, an elderly professor of literature, Mrs. Taggart's friend, saw them… — Ayn Rand
Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable.… — Stephen Colbert
Yes it is,' said the Professor. 'Wait—' he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate— 'let it be. It won't… — Douglas Adams
My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—" She married a house? — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I remember one time I heard this English professor asking the class what the world's scariest noise is. Is it a man crying out in… — Harlan Coben
A professor I had in college used to tell me that if someone won’t listen to what you have to say because you’re not wearing… — Joe McNally
An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is… — Christopher Hitchens
I am an academic," said Professor Mandalay, "and thus have no finely developed senses that would be comprehensible to anyone who has not ever needed… — Neil Gaiman
Let us not kid ourselves; let us remember that literature is of no use whatever, except in the very special case of somebody's wishing to… — Gustave Flaubert
So long as you write what you wish to write, that is all that matters; and whether it matters for ages or only for hours,… — Virginia Woolf

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