Problem Quotes

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Got to face the day no matter the consequence. World ain't getting better, ain't no improvement. Everywhere you go that's another problem. — Damian Marley
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. And I can't… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
You left me with a problem. Now I know what it's all about. You took my heart and split it up. — Eddy Grant
They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like,… — Napoleon Dynamite
Girls like this dont approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper body strength of… — Pretty Little Liars
You got a problem, Pinkie? -Iago — Aladdin
Poor child...poor,ssweet child...she has a very ssserious problem...if only there was something we could do...but there is something... -Flotsam and Jetsam — The Little Mermaid
If I was you Id be seeing if I was ok. We had a problem you didnt call me the whole day. Your girlfriend picked… — Ryan Leslie
Sometimes I have a problem with my temper, Bella. — Edward Cullen
I have a very...sexy...problem... — Zapp Brannigan
That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality. — Zapp Brannigan
The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well. — Zoidberg
Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love ya, weve been best friends since we were kids, its… — Brody Jenner
Lets go roll on her. Go roll up on her right now. Just be like, whats your problem? — Spencer Pratt
We have a problem. Our problem is you... — Lucky Luciano
In the year 2000 you're going to have a problem...Leisure time will be a problem in the year 2000. I just want you to realise,… — Edie Sedgwick
Everybody got to deal with thyself, If they cut another throat for the material wealth. If it's a problem are you man enough to deal… — Jedi Mind Tricks
I don't have no trouble with you fucking me but I have a little problem wit you not fucking me. — Old Dirty Bastard
There's no point trying to hide it. No point trying to evade it. I know I got a problem. Problem with misbehavin. — Taio Cruz

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