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• I was so shy. Instead of waiting in line with other kids at lunch, I'd go to a corner and buy a… — Peter Facinelli
• A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of… — Daphne Oz
• My dad used to call me 'the human pretzel' because I was able to bend my body, and because my legs are… — Erin Andrews
• I like that: a little pressure on the understood boundaries of yourself. Sounded like something out of a self-awareness class, probably with… — Robin McKinley
• There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me.… — E. Lockhart
• So what's your team called?" asked Kate, twisting her legs into a pretzel-like configuration, "We're called the Winmates because we're inmates who… — Trenton Lee Stewart
• It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot… — J R Ward
• Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel. — Deborah Harkness
• What wasdat, sir? What wazzat sir? What wassat, sir?” “Wayne, what are you babbling about?” Waxillium asked. “Practicing my pretzel guy,” Wayne… — Brandon Sanderson
• Can policy be both wise and aggressively partisan? Ask any Republican worth his salt and the answer will be an unequivocal yes.… — Thomas Frank
• I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now. — Jenna Marbles

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