Pretty Quotes

6777 Pretty quotes by 4222 unique authors

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. — Adam Carolla
Hey I look pretty without my blue ends and with a dress on — Unknown Author
Sweety, that boy doesn't think you are pretty..it's just..you are half naked in your profile picture.. — Nikhil Saluja
The road we're on may not be paved with gold, and it may get pretty bumpy, but there's no one else I'd rather be traveling… — Nishan Panwar
You can put trash in a pretty package and wrap it with a pretty bow but it's still gonna be trash. — Nikhil Saluja
I may not know as much as the next person I mught not be smart but I know when I'm getting lied to toor when… — Lady Bug
I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty. — Archie Bunker
Somewhere another pretty vein just died. I've got the scars from tomorrow and I wish you could see that youre the antidote to everything except… — Massie Moxley
Pretty is as pretty does — Unknown Author
There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's… — Mohamed Ali
I know, I'm not perfect. I wish I could be the girl you wish I was, the pretty girl, the popular girl, the perfect girl..… — Unknown Author
Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind? Wife : Didn't you hear his good… — Syntific
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear — Ritu Ghatourey
We would make pretty babies — Zaynab
If you're talking about me behind my back you're in a pretty good position to kiss my ass! — Ritu Ghatourey
Think Before You Speak, Words Have Power, People Are Pretty Careless With The Words They Choose. Especially When Speaking. Your Words Can Help And They… — Pacifiersucker
You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks you… — Unknown Author
Following twitter celebrities is exactly like realizing that the pretty girl talking to you works for playboy. — Nikhil Saluja
She's so much prettier than me, so much thinner than me and so much more popular than me. The boy I like probably likes her… — Leila
You know, it's funny- looking back, all the things that seemed so important, so imminent, turned out to be just silly memories. It taught me… — Bernajoy Vaal

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