Pretend Quotes

1734 Pretend quotes by 1217 unique authors

I'm a performer. I've just been one since I was a little girl. I used to pretend all the time. — Jamie Lee Curtis
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. — Clarence Darrow
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant… — Clarence Darrow
The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business. — Clarence Darrow
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear… — Larry David
People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are someone else. — Bette Davis
I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd… — Geena Davis
I love people who are very honest and very open and don't pretend to be anything they're not. — Cat Deeley
I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. — Johnny Depp
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend. — Jacques Derrida
Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age. — Friedrich Durrenmatt
Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said,… — Anthony Edwards
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. — Nora Ephron
I know what the important things are in life. I know that just because I pretend to be someone else for two hours on the… — Colin Farrell
Forty is the line of demarcation that says you're an adult now. You're an adult, so don't pretend you're a kid anymore. — Paul Feig
One of the great things to pretend is that you're not only alright, you're in great shape. Now to have that come true - I've… — Carrie Fisher
It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun. — Dashiell Hammett
To say that we mutually agree to coercion is not to say that we are required to enjoy it, or even to pretend we enjoy… — Garrett Hardin
Most people believe that the Creator of the universe wrote (or dictated) one of their books. Unfortunately, there are many books that pretend to divine… — Sam Harris
I always like to pretend two things: one, I'm sitting in the seat beside you watching the game together. I'll say, 'Wasn't that a great… — Chick Hearn
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. — Mitch Hedberg
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. — Hermann Hesse
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it. — E. W. Howe
Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey… — David Hume
Tonight I'll dust myself off, tonight I'll suck my gut in, I'll face the night and I'll pretend I got something to believe in. — Jon Bon Jovi

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