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Pretend Quotes by Daniel Handler
- When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it…
- I liked, I admit, that we didn’t pretend there hadn’t been other girls. There was always a girl on you in the halls at school,…
- Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you…
More Pretend Quotes
- Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what happened. — Nishan Panwar
- I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor… — Winston Churchill
- The Left Elite only pretend to be concerned about what's best for everyone else because it is the most effective way to… — Tammy Bruce
- Aging is not 'lost youth,' but a new stage of opportunity and strength. It's a different stage of life, and if you… — Betty Friedan
- Its so annoying when you're fed up with someones shit but you dont want to start something so you have to pretend… — Nikhil Saluja
- Even the people who have had success and made money writing these books of fiction seem to feel the need to pretend… — George Murray
- Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not… — Mary Kay Ash
- One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. — Scott Adams