Potato Quotes

185 Potato quotes by 170 unique authors

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy… — Charles Dickens
Sometimes it's moments like that, real complicated moments, absorbing moments, that make you realize that even hard times have things in them that make you… — Nick Hornby
No, women like you don't write. They carve onion sculptures and potato statues. They sit in dark corners and braid their hair in new shapes… — Edwidge Danticat
Live the dream, Potato. — Miranda July
He read me extracts from a medical journal describing the progress of a staphylococcus aureus infection. And then he pleasured me with a potato. — Grant Morrison
Human nature will not flourish, any more than a potato, if it be planted and replanted, for too long a series of generations, in the… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as… — Ann Coulter
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip. — Diane Duane
Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it… — Chuck Palahniuk
I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash? — Robin McKinley
No mockery in this world ever sounds to me so hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. What does such advice mean? Happiness… — Charlotte Bronte
You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said. Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. "You broke my… — J R Ward
It seemed like a matter of minutes when we began rolling in the foothills before Oakland and suddenly reached a height and saw stretched out… — Jack Kerouac
It is very frustrating not to be understood in this world. If you say one thing and keep being told that you mean something else,… — Daniel Handler
I've never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. "He's X big and Y long," As if the baby is a fish… — Patrick Rothfuss
You say potato; I say potahto..." I say integrity; you say deceit. — Melissa Marr
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. — Barbara Kingsolver
Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure. — Thornton Wilder
Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of… — Cassandra Clare
Too bad guys arenâ€™t like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a… — Susane Colasanti

Who Wrote These Potato Quotes

170 authors contributed a total of 185 Potato Quotes, led by these top contributors: