Potato Quotes

185 quotes by 170 authors

If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns… — Jack Handey
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from… — Jack Handey
Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than… — The Notorious B.I.G.
Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg… — Marion Nestle
What a business is this of a portrait painter! You bring him a potato and expect he will paint you a peach. — Unknown Author
Maybe I needed to make like a potato, winnow myself down, be part of something that was not easy, just simple. — Julie Powell
Booker T. Jones sounds more pithy and forceful than ever on â€œPotato Holeâ€â€¦Mr. Jones still jabs terse, unhurried melodies that sound as if he knows… — Jon Pareles
Many of the delicious soups you eat in French homes and little restaurants are made just this way, with a leek-and-potato base to which leftover… — Julia Child
In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals… — David F. Houston
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli
But why should not the New Englander try new adventures - not lay so much stress on his grain, his potato and grass crop, and… — Henry David Thoreau
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since… — Art Donovan
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato — Will Ferrell
The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV… — George Carlin
"I think we'll have a good potato crop this year," a newspaper editor told his housekeeper one morning. "No such thing," asserted the housekeeper. "I… — James Keller
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. Happiness is not a potato, to… — Charlotte Bronte
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year. — Fred Melamed
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time.… — Macaulay Culkin
To catch the ball, face up, look at all of my options and then pass. I was playing hot potato. I didn't want to be… — Karl Malone

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170 authors contributed a total of 185 Potato Quotes, led by these top contributors: