Best Porridge Quotes
- What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you should make a… — Charles de Lint
- By the time she had interpreted Harry's dreams at the top of her voice (all of which, even the ones that involved eating porridge, apparently… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Oh- my twitchy witchy girl I think you are so nice, I give you bowls of porridge And I give you bowls of ice Cream.… — Neil Gaiman
- Who spit in your porridge? — Jodi Picoult
- I go into my workroom seven mornings a week. There will only be one or two mornings a week where it seems to be going… — Kevin Barry
- Yo, I'm fucking Goldilocks up in the forest. In the three bear house eating their mothafuckin' porridge. — Tyler The Creator