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Deacon Jones has 29 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.
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When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys,…
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If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you…
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You hear all this stuff about inner peace. Hey, there's nothing wrong with it, but I say, hit that line hard. Crack…
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I believe that if you die trying to be your best, the world is still a better place.
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I reserve the right to change my mind. But once I decide on something, I'm going to need a good reason to…
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First, you've got to get the job. "Yeah, I can do it," I would say. When I was a kid, I could…
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Know the difference between famous and great.
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When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you…
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Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare…
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How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about…
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There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.
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Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.
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Shoot you on the front porch and knock you to the back yard.
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I'm not going to sit on the porch of the old anchorman's home with a drool cup.
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It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of…
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I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.…
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How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin…
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There is a long history in country music of songs celebrating drinking and lamenting drinking. Country songs for the most part have…
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