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- Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart
- Aside from battles, the history of nations seemed to consist of nothing but powerless old poops like myself, heavily medicated and vaguely… — Kurt Vonnegut
- A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!] — Unknown Author
- Stars really are like anyone else. At the end of the day, Brad Pitt poops - as handsome as he may be… — Blake Lively
- A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops. — Unknown Author
- The struggle is confused; our knight wins by no clean thrust of lance or sword, but the dragon somehow poops out, and… — Norman Thomas
- Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time. — Philip DeFranco
- Life is just the thing we do in between Poops. — Nikhil Saluja