Best Poker Quotations

114 Poker quotes by 83 unique authors

Yes, I think poker really isn't gambling. — Al Alvarez
The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth. — Benjamin Disraeli
Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic age. — Peter Goldman
Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water. Octavian… — Percy Jackson
Play no games,no poker with your creator. — Ace Kid
It look like God and Satan was Playing poker and used Job from the bible as a bet! — Glen Rambharack
Life is like a game of poker all you moves depends whats in your hand and how u r going to use that hand — MrCountry
In a game of poker you can have a full hand of Aces but if u show them too early then everyone else folds and… — MrCountry
I dont want to pull the feel sorry for me card i Dont want to pull the I need you card I Don't Want to… — Unknown Author
Back then @15 I was a poker lord — Saycekudda
Air power is like poker. A second-best hand is like none at all - it will cost you dough and win you nothing. — George Kennedy
The only things I'm competitive in are backgammon and poker. — Kate Hudson
No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky. — Wilford Brimley
What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning. — Wilford Brimley
I am very driven. I work really hard, whether it's acting or my charity or even poker. When I focus on something I give it… — Shannon Elizabeth
Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game. — Doyle Brunson
I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking. — Gena Rowlands
Life is a gamble and I'm all about my poker chips — Lil Wayne
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. — Mark Twain
Just watch your Queen baby like a poker cards fan, I tap that and then play her like GarageBand. — Chamillionaire
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of… — Neil Gaiman
I'm going to shit in a box and send it to Wolverhampton council! We'll see how acceptable they find that! Anyway, I'm sure I can… — Joey Jordison
Life is a gamble an I'm all bout my poker chips. — Lil Wayne
Brandon McCaw is undefeated in all the poker games on Android Market. His wins are 547,854,357,864 wins and 0 losses. He has all the evidence… — Brandon McCaw
When I play poker, my cards r Hearts and Queens only no matter how u shuffle 'em cuz even the Queens n all Bitches knw… — Simon Quperlier

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