Poker Quotes

114 Poker quotes by 83 unique authors

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people. — James Woods
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy. — Warren Buffett
You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Simon, would you still care for me if you discovered I was not who I say I am?" What do you mean?" I mean would… — Libba Bray
Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game." Maybe if… — Rick Riordan
Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds. — James Patterson
God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His… — Terry Pratchett
I became known as Lily Casey, the mustang-breaking, poker-playing, horse-race-winning schoolmarm of Coconino County, and it wasn't half bad to be in place where no… — Jeannette Walls
I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe, there is so… — Kurt Vonnegut
Anyway, I'm sure the guy lives a million miles away." "Or he could live right in your backyard. You never know." I nodded, keeping a… — Mari Mancusi
All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn… — Herman Melville
Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work.… — Joss Whedon
Actually," Alan said, earnest and clear-eyed, "this is my first time playing poker. — Sarah Rees Brennan
I feel like I am involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with… — Neil Gaiman
Hey, Tink," Reed called to his wife. He'd given up on the poker game and was cradling the little pink handle that was Mariah Savage… — Cindy Gerard
It's okay," he informs me. "Your grandfather is teaching me how to play poker." If I know Grandad, that means what he'll really be teaching… — Holly Black
You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced. — Rick Riordan
I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to… — Darynda Jones
Rage flared up in Tessa and she considered belting Woolsey with the poker whether he came near her or not. He had moved awfully quickly… — Cassandra Clare
When you observe that the fire in your room is getting dull, you do not always put on more coal, but simply stir with the… — Arthur W. Pink
What is "poker"? A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars. — David Mitchell
I might not be Silent any longer, but I still have the perfect poker face. — Nalini Singh
Prior to Box, I was a professional wiffleball player and then a professional poker player. — Dylan Smith
The World Series of Poker was becoming popular, and there were a lot of really bad poker players out there. The misperception was that I… — Dylan Smith

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