Plumbing Quotes
67 Plumbing quotes by 64 unique authors
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I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea…
— Jerry Garcia
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I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are…
— Jerry Falwell
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At its core, I don't view Facebook as a social network. I think it could become the driver's license of the Internet. And beyond that,…
— Tim Ferriss
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My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.
— Colin Firth
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Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.
— Alfred Hitchcock
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Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid…
— John F. Kennedy
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I supported myself by delivering the 'Wall Street Journal' and doing odd jobs. I love plumbing and carpentry.
— David Lynch
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
— Demetri Martin
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A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
— Christopher Morley
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Writing a novel is an act of self-annihilation as much as self-discovery. You can kill whole appetites and flood whole depths while plumbing them, but…
— Andrew O'Hagan
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They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of…
— David Sedaris
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Men are easy,' he said, fingers tapping on his mahogany desk. 'A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on…
— Khaled Hosseini
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Q: What’s hard for you? A: Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination…
— Tom Waits
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You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing…
— John Green
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His love for my mother wasn't about looking back and loving something that would never change. It was about loving my mother for everything --…
— Alice Sebold
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ʺWhere is it?ʺ I asked. ʺLexington, Kentucky.ʺ ʺOh for Godʹs sake,ʺ I moaned. ʺWhy not the Bahamas? Or the Corn Palace?ʺ Dimitri tried to hide…
— Richelle Mead
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Because they're probably long gone. Are you hurt?" Gabe asked with enough urgency that she realized he must have felt shiver in delayed reaction to…
— Cindy Gerard
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You are confusing plumbing and love again.
— Robin Hobb
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... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone,…
— Devon Monk
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I was never very good with either my hands or feet. It always seemed to me they'd just been stuck on as an afterthought during…
— Steve Rasnic Tem
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To the Technocrats: Have mercy on us. Relax a bit, take time out for simple pleasures. For example, the luxuries of electricity, indoor plumbing, central…
— Edward Abbey
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I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept.
— Lisa Kleypas
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An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and…
— John Gardner
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Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were…
— Terry Pratchett
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I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...
— Rick Riordan
Who Wrote These Plumbing Quotes
64 authors contributed a total of 67 Plumbing Quotes, led by these top contributors: