Plumbing Quotes

67 Plumbing quotes by 64 unique authors

I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea… — Jerry Garcia
I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are… — Jerry Falwell
At its core, I don't view Facebook as a social network. I think it could become the driver's license of the Internet. And beyond that,… — Tim Ferriss
My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. — Colin Firth
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. — Alfred Hitchcock
Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid… — John F. Kennedy
I supported myself by delivering the 'Wall Street Journal' and doing odd jobs. I love plumbing and carpentry. — David Lynch
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. — Christopher Morley
Writing a novel is an act of self-annihilation as much as self-discovery. You can kill whole appetites and flood whole depths while plumbing them, but… — Andrew O'Hagan
They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of… — David Sedaris
Men are easy,' he said, fingers tapping on his mahogany desk. 'A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on… — Khaled Hosseini
Q: What’s hard for you? A: Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination… — Tom Waits
You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing… — John Green
His love for my mother wasn't about looking back and loving something that would never change. It was about loving my mother for everything --… — Alice Sebold
ʺWhere is it?ʺ I asked. ʺLexington, Kentucky.ʺ ʺOh for Godʹs sake,ʺ I moaned. ʺWhy not the Bahamas? Or the Corn Palace?ʺ Dimitri tried to hide… — Richelle Mead
Because they're probably long gone. Are you hurt?" Gabe asked with enough urgency that she realized he must have felt shiver in delayed reaction to… — Cindy Gerard
You are confusing plumbing and love again. — Robin Hobb
... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone,… — Devon Monk
I was never very good with either my hands or feet. It always seemed to me they'd just been stuck on as an afterthought during… — Steve Rasnic Tem
To the Technocrats: Have mercy on us. Relax a bit, take time out for simple pleasures. For example, the luxuries of electricity, indoor plumbing, central… — Edward Abbey
I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept. — Lisa Kleypas
An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and… — John Gardner
Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were… — Terry Pratchett
I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing... — Rick Riordan

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