Please Quotes

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So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on… — Roald Dahl
It is very important that you only do what you love to do. you may be poor, you may go hungry, you may lose your… — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins. — Ambrose Bierce
The things a man has heard and seen are threads of life, and if he pull them carefully from the confused distaff of memory, any… — William Butler Yeats
No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?" "What?" "Oh,… — Terry Pratchett
But is it such a bad thing to live like this for just a little while? Just for a few months of one's life, is… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Here's an example: someone says, "Master, please hand me the knife," and he hands them the knife, blade first. "Please give me the other end,"… — Alan Watts
What soilders whey-face? The English for so please you. Take thy face hence. — William Shakespeare
So up I got in anger, And took a book I had, And put a ribbon on my hair To please a passing lad. And,… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have… — Christopher Moore
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is… — James Patterson
and then there are some who believe that old relationships can be revived and made new again. but please if you feel that way don't… — Charles Bukowski
I'm making a list I'm making a list of things I must say For politeness, And goodness and kindness and gentleness Sweetness and rightness: Hello… — Shel Silverstein
Wise wretch! with pleasures too refined to please, With too much spirit to be e'er at ease, With too much quickness ever to be taught,… — Alexander Pope
My passion should be clear and please know it runs deep within all levels of my consciousness. I feel it. I feel everything. — Alyssa Milano
And charge it please. — Kay Thompson
Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake… — Graham Chapman
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies — John Cleese
There's too much of that where-every-prospect-pleases-and-only-man-is-vile stuff buzzing around for my taste. — P.G. Wodehouse
Woe to him whom this world charms from Gospel duty. Woe to him who seeks to pour oil upon the waters when God has brewed… — Herman Melville

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