Please Quotes

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Take my wife... Please! — Henny Youngman
Please, all you MCs out there, all you fans out there, don't think Big gonna make a record dissing 2Pac or the West Coast because… — The Notorious B.I.G.
I try to keep in my mind the simple question: Am I trying to do good or make myself look good? Too many of our… — Kevin DeYoung
Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging. — Woody Allen
The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has… — Katherine Dunn
Any writer worth his salt writes to please himself...It's a self-exploratory operation that is endless. An exorcism of not necessarily his demon, but of his… — Harper Lee
Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you — Bob Dylan
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with… — Terry Pratchett
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."… — Lewis Carroll
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I… — Kurt Vonnegut
O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side I could heave… — James M. Cain
The Creator made women to please the eye, and to boggle the mind. — Robert Jordan
Please remove your watch,' he said. 'In my domain time isn't a factor. — Hanif Kureishi
Purity in body and heart May please some--as for me, I make no boast. For, as you know, no master of a household Has all… — Geoffrey Chaucer
Don't say it was delightful; make us say delightful when we've read the description. You see, all those words (horrifying, wonderful, hideous, exquisite) are only… — C.S. Lewis
There is so much deep contradiction in my soul. Such deep longing for God - so deep that it is painful - a suffering continual… — Brian Kolodiejchuk
What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want… — Charles M. Schulz
Everyone has the right to doubt everything as often as he pleases and the duty to do it at least once. No way of looking… — Edward de Bono
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. — Kurt Vonnegut
Through the ingenuousness of her age beamed an ardent mind, a mind not of the women but of the poet; she did not please, she… — Alexandre Dumas

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