Pisses Quotes

61 Pisses quotes by 50 unique authors

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god?… — Stephen King
People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something. — Sarah McLachlan
I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. — Alice Walker
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and… — Steven Wright
I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off. — Molly Ivins
I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. People think pleasing God… — Alice Walker
Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too! Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that? Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal… — Natsuki Takaya
which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me. — Angela Johnson
Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against a wall and a waiter… — Barbara Kingsolver
Listen, God love everything you love - and a mess of stuff you don't. But more than anything else, God love admiration. You saying God… — Alice Walker
May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) Youâ€™d better be glad Iâ€™m… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I see time away hasnâ€™t made you any more charming. (Fang) Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And why are we supposed to be serious about God? Did God show up and crack the whip? â€œYou there, Annie in Ohio, I see… — Julia Cameron
(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something… — Barry Lyga
And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside will be mostly… — Bill Bryson
I don't like answering to other people's philosophies. I don't have any philosophy, I just believe in stuff. Either I believe in something or I… — Patti Smith
Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.' 'Can't.' 'Why not?' 'Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off — D. J. MacHale
I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off. — Tucker Max
When do these three days expire?" "That's what pisses me off. I don't know. He was annoyingly vague." "The nerve. Threatening you and not being… — Karen Marie Moning
His guilt is why Acheron went out of his way to make sure that all of you had servants and pay for your work. The… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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