Pint Quotes

75 quotes by 67 authors

I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't like clothes. I'm… — Domhnall Gleeson
The child who has been taught to make an accurate elevation, plan, and section of a pint pot has had an admirable training in accuracy… — Thomas Huxley
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. — George S. Patton
Against my better judgment I feel certain that somewhere very near hereâ€”the first house down the road, maybeâ€”there's a good poet dying, but also somewhere… — J D Salinger
There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m. — Tom Hodgkinson
Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man. Notwithstanding… — Flann O'Brien
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and… — Hunter S. Thompson
A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury
Henry's universe was modeled on the highball. It was a mixture in which half a pint of the fizziest philosophical and scientific ideas all but… — Aldous Huxley
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to… — Charles Bukowski
Other men puffed, snorted, and splashed. George passed through the ocean with the silent dignity of a torpedo. Other men swallowed water, here a mouthful,… — P.G. Wodehouse
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT… — Flann O'Brien
Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my… — Dean Karnazes
There's always time for one more pint. - Chief Inspector Morse — Colin Dexter
He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo. — Julia Spencer-Fleming
The first action to be taken is to pull ourselves together. If we are going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb,… — C.S. Lewis
here was the secret of happiness, about which philosophers had disputed for so many ages, at once discovered; happiness might now be bought for a… — Thomas de Quincey
sometimes you get run down. sometimes life throws dirt in your eyes and it stings and you can't see for a few minutes. even after… — Hayley Williams
When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night,… — Flann O'Brien
Friend of fatherless! Fountain of happiness! Lord of the swill-bucket! Oh, how my soul is on Fire when I gaze at thy Calm and commanding… — George Orwell

Who Wrote These Pint Quotes

67 authors contributed a total of 75 Pint Quotes, led by these top contributors: