Pint Quotes

75 quotes by 68 authors

A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it. — Margaret Deland
Getting to the pint where the other is not the enemy is a big leap. — Stanley Crouch
I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to… — Charles Dickens
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. — Jimmy Carr
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. — Peter Kay
I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones. — Gareth Chilcott
You know, this is why I just don't answer the door (unless I know who's arriving). I don't want to fend off pint-sized salesfolk or… — Ann Althouse
Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone. — Saoirse Ronan
It is an amazing fact of human nature that one year we can be chopping each other up [and] the next we can be sharing… — Brad Pitt
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder,… — Groucho Marx
Look, if Givenchy is going to lend you a dress, I'm not going to turn it down. I would wear that dress to just go… — Florence Welch
On occasions, after drinking a pint of beer at luncheon, there would be a flow into my mind with sudden and unaccountable emotion, sometimes a… — A. E. Housman
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the… — Paul Laurence Dunbar
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with… — Jerry Greenfield
I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know. — Lily Allen
In your letter you apply the word imponderable to a molecule. Don't do that again. It may also be worth knowing that the aether cannot… — James Clerk Maxwell
Maybe it's a little ambitious of me to presume that no matter how big the film is, that I can always go down to the… — Tom Hardy
Of my merit On that pint you yourself may jedge: All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed no pledge. — James Russell Lowell
However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . . I will come… — Richard Steele

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