Pillow Quotes

441 Pillow quotes by 348 unique authors

Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save out national… — Jack Handey
My first memory is of the brightness of light ... light all around. I was sitting among pillows on a quilt on the ground ...… — Georgia O'Keeffe
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive — Joseph Weizenbaum
Jesus was the poorest of the poor. Roman Catholicism, which claims to be His church, is the richest of the rich, the wealthiest institution on… — Avro Manhattan
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. And if you can't do that, force a smile on your face and sob into your… — Alice Kuipers
My favorite room in the house is the living room. We have two big couches, six recliners and over 20 pillows. It's a really comfortable… — Cody Linley
Enlightenment isn't found with a full stomach, or on a soft pillow. — Conrad Anker
When I'm manic, I'm so awake and alert, that my eyelashes fluttering on the pillow sound like thunder. — Andy Behrman
Father, help us to rest our heads on the soft pillow of Your providence. — Alistair Begg
From the moment we wake up each morning to the time we hit the pillow at night, we hear what people have to say, but… — Mac Anderson
If you bury your face in your tear-stained pillow and beg God to please send you your soul mate, may you not slur your words… — Rob Brezsny
Extroverts want us to have fun, because they assume we want what they want. And sometimes we do. But "fun" itself is a "bright" word,… — Laurie Helgoe
It's funny how bed and pillows and covers can change a conversation. Words turn quiet and you mean more and say less. It's like you… — Robin Benway
Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow. — Cynthia Lewis
When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head. — Charles Spurgeon
Id always assumed that by 40 Id have at least a modicum of stability - a steady income, an established career, a bountiful fullness, like… — Deborah Copaken
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress — Tim Hawkins
Because I don't do stand-up, radio has always been my equivalent, a place to stay in connection with the public and force myself to write… — Harry Shearer
Japanese moe relationships socially dysfunctional men develop deep attachments to body pillows with women painted on them. — James Franco
When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in,… — Aubrey Plaza
There is no pillow as soft as a clear conscience. — John Wooden
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful… — Lee Trevino
I get a message from my dad. In the mood I'm in, I tear up to see his name in my inbox, and imagine him… — Sara Zarr
Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed. — Iggy Azalea
To wash and rinse our souls of their age-old sorrows,We drained a hundred jugs of wine.A splendid night it was . . . .In the… — Li Bai

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