Pigs Quotes

467 quotes by 388 authors

When you treat reprehensible and ludicrous arguments with respect you have elevated the reprehensible and made the ludicrous a bit more reasonable. Having a serious… — Jonah Goldberg
But what was most remarkable, Broadway being three miles long, and the booths lining each side of it, in every booth there was a roast… — Frederick Marryat
It has become accepted doctrine that we must attempt to study the whole man. Actually we cannot study even a whole tree or a whole… — Gardner Murphy
To put the flesh of an animal into one's belly makes one an accessory after the fact of its slaughter, simply because if cows, pigs,… — Philip Kapleau
Eh Bien you like this sacred pig of a country?" asked Marco. "Why not? I like it anywhere. It's all the same, in France you… — John Dos Passos
All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal — Winston Churchill
Scientists, especially when they leave the particular field in which they are specialized, are just as ordinary, pig-headed, and unreasonable as everybody else, and their… — Hans Eysenck
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. — Judy Sheindlin
Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it. — Don Meyer
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to… — Joan Rivers
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. — Ambrose Bierce
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. — Margot Asquith
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? — George Carlin
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile. — Hunter S. Thompson
You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. — Don Meyer
Scientists constantly get clobbered with the idea that we spent 27 billion dollars on the Apollo programs, and are asked "What more do you want?"… — Carl Sagan
If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time. — Bruce Schneier
A political convention is after all not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a carnival, a pig-rooting, horse-snorting, band-playing,… — Norman Mailer

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