Pies Quotes

83 Pies quotes by 73 unique authors

You had me at fruit pies — Bobby Hill
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven. — George Carlin
She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill — John Hartford
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite… — Martha Stewart
In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and… — Lee Iacocca
You'll see a movie about someone you hate or someone you love. Will you see a movie about grandma making apple pies? No, you won't.… — John McAfee
Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies. — Hilary Swank
I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now. — Shane Warne
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. — Colin Baker
I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea. — Doug Davidson
Every child should have mud pies, grasshoppers, water bugs, tadpoles, frogs, mud turtles, elderberries, wild strawberries, acorns, chestnuts, trees to climb. Brooks to wade, water… — Luther Burbank
Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies. — David Letterman
I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies. — Paula Deen
I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before… — Bobby Flay
I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're… — Kristen Stewart
I've got my finger in a lot of pies. — Johnny Vegas
They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies. — Orson Welles
Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad quality of blood. — Ellen G. White
Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall. — Frank Lloyd Wright
Sometimes you have to censor books. When I read 'Peter Rabbit,' I skip the part about Peter's father ending up in one of Mrs. McGregor's… — Regina Brett
Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies. — David Brin
I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels… — Ally Carter
And if wishes were pies, I`d weigh more than I do. Sir Myles of Barony Olau — Tamora Pierce
I look at pastries and cakes, tarts and pies. My body craves sugar, always craves sugar. Years of alcohalism and the high level of sugar… — James Frey
Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do,… — Terry Pratchett

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