Phil Quotes

155 quotes by 115 authors

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair. — The Hangover
Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil — The Hangover
Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil — The Hangover
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover
Its not easy to do what you did. You made my men some of the most highly trained professionals in the world look like a… — Unknown Author
I dont know. That guy never tells me anything... -Agent Phil Coulson — Unknown Author
Hello! You are in possession of unauthorized weapons technology. Identify yourself. -Agent Phil Coulson — Unknown Author
You have to know that you cannot reason with a drug addict. A drug addict is sick in the mind. Why would Dr Phil call… — Dr Phil
I'm like Uncle Phil I be switching wiffeys like every season. So I guess that makes you aunt Viv until you transform me to the… — Drake
When you get your Master's Degree in Pschology and get your own Dr. Phil show then maybe, I'll listen to what you have to say. — Audrey Camacho
Crib out in Bel-Air, no uncle Phil niggas. So I take em' in the basement and yea I feel Tigga. — Fabolous
I gotta say, it's an honour to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I… — The Avengers
You're at 114 Solenski Plaza, 3rd floor. We have an F22 exactly 8 miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow… — The Avengers
I love Phil Collins. 'In The Air Tonight' is an incredible song. I hope to work with Phil. He's got an amazing vocal tone. His… — Unknown Author
This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in… — Unknown Author
I can do all things through Christ, which strengtheneth me. Phil 4:13 (KJV) — Bel Claveria Carig Martinez
Brandon McCaw and Phil Hellmuth did a presentation based on the Great Debate for the Constitution. — Brandon McCaw
Phil 4:7: And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. — Jesus
Staying within your lanes in life is safer, but many times hard to do when it comes to relationships. You check both side mirrors and… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Change the station. More music, less Marcus. If you open the door, he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2

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