Perry Quotes

96 quotes by 75 authors

There'll be a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run. — Alvin Dark
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman
Katy Perry is the sexiest woman I've ever kissed. It was amazing and very purple - she had purple lipstick on. I don't think there… — Niall Horan
Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart… — Niall Horan
Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide… — Paul Begala
Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. — Andy Borowitz
If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win. — Randi Rhodes
Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned… — Bill Maher
Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to… — Jay Leno
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten. — Andy Borowitz
A lot of people don't even know there was a Journey before Steve Perry. — Jonathan Cain
Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas. — Bill Maher
I think Bruno Mars is a great example of a great voice and classic songwriting with a twist that makes it contemporary. I think he's… — Kara DioGuardi
I was a mod when I was a kid. I'd be in Italian pencil-leg trousers with those bowling shoes you wear outside and a Fred… — Stephen Moyer
USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more… — Jay Leno
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. — Bill Maher
I like Katy Perry. I mean, what is there not to like?! She's crazy, she's fun and she has some crazy pipes on her. She… — Logan Henderson
I really like 'Roar' and 'Dark Horse.' 'Dark Horse' I really like, and I feel I would sing that in the bathroom; I would buy… — Iggy Azalea
At 15 I auditioned for 42nd Street in Australia. Dein Perry was in that show. I actually got the job but I couldn't do it… — Adam Garcia
I love Katy Perry! She gave me a song for my second album. — Selena Gomez

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