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You want to know what makes me tick, I'll tell you what makes me tick. I was a boy growing up in Brooklyn; I read… — Buddy Hackett
Yes, I've never inherited a penny! — William Hague
Creating my own world in a comic or selling my first penny newspaper aged nine was a way of gaining recognition and acceptance by my… — Hugh Hefner
Few people know so clearly what they want. Most people can't even think what to hope for when they throw a penny in a fountain. — Barbara Kingsolver
A penny saved is not a penny earned if at the end of the day you still owe a quarter. — Mary Landrieu
A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100… — Bill Maher
I can assure you that my wife and I - every penny of income we've ever had, our taxes were paid in West Virginia. — Joe Manchin
The first thing that is not obvious to people is global warming is a less-than-1% effect. It's like being shortchanged at the bank by a… — Nathan Myhrvold
I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny. — Jack Nicholson
The chances of a bank going out of business are extremely slim, but it's always a good idea to spread around major sums so every… — Suze Orman
I will always vote what I have promised, and always vote the Constitution, as well as I will not vote for one single penny that… — Ron Paul
If a great outfit gets you one step closer to feeling good about yourself, then it's worth every penny. — Rachel Roy
And here's the fact: the fact is it doesn't solve the problem. First of all, if you taxed these people at 100 percent, basically next… — Marco Rubio
Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's… — Rene Russo
Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that. — Will Smith
I have every right to know how my taxes are spent, how every single penny of it is spent. I have the right to know… — Jesse Ventura
I started this foundation when I was diagnosed. It was established for one reason, and that was to try to find a cure for MS.… — Montel Williams
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. — Steven Wright
There's blood, a taste I remember. It tastes of orange popsicles, penny gumballs, red licorice, gnawed hair, dirty ice. — Margaret Atwood
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? — George Carlin
I whispered, 'I am too young,' and then, 'I am old enough'; wherefore I threw a penny to find out if I might love. — William Butler Yeats
I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes. — Emma Thompson
Wealth means nothing at all if you do not know, to the last penny, what your fortune is. You might as well be poor if… — Philippa Gregory
The question is very understandable, but no one has found a satisfactory answer to it so far. Yes, why do they make still more gigantic… — Anne Frank
In England, coffeehouses were dubbed penny-universities, because for the admission price of one cent, a person could sit and be edified all day long by… — Leah Hager Cohen

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