Pay His Bill Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey
• A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. — Henny Youngman
• The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Pay His Bill Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Pay His Bill Quotes as follows:

• 1 Pay His Bill Quote by Henny Youngman
• 1 Pay His Bill Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Pay His Bill Quote by Jack Handey