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Barry Humphries has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
• I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
• Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
• Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
• Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.
• My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
• There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
• To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
• The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that…
• I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to…
• Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
• He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

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