Best Pasta Lines
- The director of The Sopranos told me that, if I wouldn't gain weight, I would lose my job. I didn't look like the girl who… — Jamie Lynn Sigler
- Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja
- Niggas want beef? Turn them to pasta. Load up the clip, shoot up your mama. — Ace Hood
- You know you're jet lagged when you sprinkle hot sticky rice on your pasta thinking it was cheese... — Asa Butterfield