Parent Quotes

4993 quotes by 3126 authors

I never set out to be a role model, but I guess parents like it because I am dedicated to school. — Tatyana Ali
When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was 13, I told my parents I didn't believe in God any more. Religion should not be about determining women's freedoms. — Elizabeth Olsen
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more. — Barry Humphries
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of… — Milton Berle
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it… — Jeff Foxworthy
My parents couldn't handle my energy so they enrolled me in every sport the school was offering. I didn't resent it because I loved sports… — Channing Tatum
My parents were incredibly strict, almost military style. — John Leguizamo
Our parents got to be kids. Now it's our turn. — Mary-Kate Olsen
When one is undoneâ€”sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of oneâ€™s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
I know how sobering and exhausting parenthood is. But the reality is that our children's future depends on us as parents. Because we know that… — Rob Reiner
I can't imagine being a single parent or a single parent that doesn't have a lot of money. That's a big, huge impact on your… — Joan Cusack
My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago. — Paul Rudd
Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes. — Steve Schirripa
When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them. That month, I… — Danny Masterson
Pain is a spiritual wake-up call showing you that there are oceans you have not yet explored. Step beyond the world you know. Reach for… — Debbie Ford
I feel like I almost didn't grow up in the business, because my parents worked so hard at sheltering us from that. I was raised… — Bryce Dallas Howard
Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I always performed when I was a child. My parents got very annoyed, because my brother and I had our little bedrooms upstairs, and I… — Franka Potente

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