Best Pageant Sayings

67 Pageant quotes by 53 unique authors

It seemed to me that this might be a great pageant, which would give a chance for a very interesting picture. — Henry Ossawa Tanner
History is the great dust-heap... a pageant and not a philosophy. — Augustine Birrell
I am so not a pageant girl, but I signed up for the Miss Junior Florida contest because I thought it would be good experience. — Unknown Author
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens… — Ambrose Bierce
I remember when I was little, I watched the Miss Universe Pageant on TV and for several days afterwards, I imitated how Miss Universe walked… — Unknown Author
I would never do another one but at the time it was fun. (On entering a beauty pageant contest) — Tiffani Thiessen
The pageant was such a fluke. I mean, I was living in an orphanage, and my foster mother bet me $150 to go out for… — Unknown Author
They always say the Miss America Pageant isn`t a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put… — Jay Leno
For me, it went beyond being a beauty queen. For me, it was about being the 20-year-old girl from India on international platform and a… — Aishwarya Rai
There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m… — Jeri Ryan
I'm getting really into the pageant life! I think I might run for Miss America lol. — Chanel Dudley
I find this wave of super-skinny women scary. I'm not going to lie to you. I've got to drag myself down to the gym like… — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child! — Honey Boo Boo Child
It was announced that Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 Miss America pageant. This is an early boost to miss Connecticut, whose… — Seth Meyers
This is life, not a beauty pageant. — Jenni Monroe
No Life can pompless pass away The lowliest career To the same Pageant wends its way As that exalted here — Ralph Waldo Emerson
It was a gloomy day, Young boy walking on a narrow street. Felt someone following him, So all he heard was his heart beat, He… — Unknown Author

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