Own Farts Quotes
- A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner
- I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts. — John Entwistle
- Most people enjoy the sight of their own handwriting as they enjoy the smell of their own farts. — Wystan Hugh Auden