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Zoolander has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek…
• There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought,…
• I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out…
• Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander
• Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander
• Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Derek Zoolander
• Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander
• I friggin' worship you, man. -Hansel

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