Oven Toothpaste Quotes

2 Oven Toothpaste quotes by 1 unique authors

• My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich,… — Augusten Burroughs
• Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort… — Augusten Burroughs

Who Wrote These Oven Toothpaste Quotes

1 author contributed a total of 2 Oven Toothpaste Quotes as follows:

• 2 Oven Toothpaste Quotes by Augusten Burroughs