Onion Quotes

118 Onion quotes by 110 unique authors

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I… — Shel Silverstein
Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. — Terry Pratchett
He says I'm a regular onion! I keep him busy peeling away the layers. — Ray Bradbury
This was too much. "I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion. — Louise Fitzhugh
The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw. — Adam Johnson
Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream; And… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
If half an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. A man is good or he is evil. (Melisandre of Asshai) — George R. R. Martin
You cannot escape where you come from, September. Some part of it remains inside you always, like the slender white heart in the center of… — Catherynne M. Valente
Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry. — Derrick Jensen
Before Julia Child there was only onion dip. — Susan Branch
If you dig deep and keep peeling the onion, artists and freelance writers are the leaders in society - the people who start to get… — Allan Savory
While you can find zucchini in markets in most places year-round, allowing you to make everything from breakfast dishes like zucchini and onion frittatas to… — Marcus Samuelsson
I like salty, creamy foods. I could sit down with a bag of chips and French onion dip and go to town! That would be… — Christina Hendricks
I have an affinity for the old Seattle coffee shops, places like the Green Onion and the Copper Kettle, the classic kind of coffee bar… — Tom Douglas
All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself. — Howard Carter
My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and Spam,… — Andre Dubus III
Onion soup sustains. The process of making it is somewhat like the process of learning to love. It requires commitment, extraordinary effort, time, and will… — Unknown Author
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than feed upon turkey… — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light like the careful undressing of love. — Superman
Love is like onion when you peel it you feel like crying. — Diwakar Dutt
If you cry everyday in your relationship, sit down, take a breath and ask yourself...... Am I dating a Human or an Onion? — Unkown
Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it. Adds taste to your life, but if you try to cut it you will get… — Norden
''Most people are used to the symbols but they're too stupid to know what it really signifies.'' ''I love human ignorance it is what blinds… — Jeremy Limn
Sometimes, the truth is like an onion. the more you peel it the more you shed tears. — Korean Drama
We're producing a movie now, 'The Onion' Movie, and it's very difficult for me to be on the set. If I'm not right in the… — David Zucker

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