One Time Quotes

699 One Time quotes by 610 unique authors

Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia
Hi there. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta… — Finding Nemo
Sometimes were young and stupid and we let the good girl go. We find the love of our life but we still manage to lose… — Kevin McCarty
Think twice for what you done because it only takes one time to figure it out..... — CTate
Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about a man down… — Lyndon Baines Johnson
That one time at fat camp and she couldn't run. Now she is one of the best looking girls out there. Neva judge you neva… — Kevin McCarty
Eyes that wont cry, lips that wont lie, and love that wont die.A perfect relationship I cant promise you,but I promise that as long as… — Unknown Author
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one time… — Kevin McCarty
Love touches one time and last for lifetime — Unknown Author
One time is a lifetime. Don't let your emotions get the best of you and let the little things go. Live, but do it responsibly.… — Joseph Farmer
It takes one time to show someone how you feel about them...it's called indecent exposure or whatever — Tamika-leeigh
Someone stole my heart, who could it be? Must be someone I trusted? It had to be some one close to me? I must have… — Glen Rambharack
Anyone ever noticed how you can't please everyone at one time? There's always going to be that one person who makes it harder for you,… — Emily Harrison
Sometimes the biggest and most mature thing you can do is wish the best of luck to an ex lover, because at one time they… — Bernajoy Vaal
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja
Music is bipolar One time its sad but then its happy but thats what music so unique from anything else — Wheaton
People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you dont. — Unknown Author
..I was asked one time what would be worse than being born blind..I quickly replied: to have SIGHT and no VISION — Unknown Author
In a chat with an Atheist one time he said Prove God exists I replied Prove the suns going to shine tomorrow — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These One Time Quotes

610 authors contributed a total of 699 One Time Quotes, led by these top contributors: