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• Most jokes state a bitter truth.
• One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
• I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in…
• Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
• One does not have humor. It has you.
• If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.
• Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.
• Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
• I love to play with language; make it do tricks, turn a word inside out to see if it's got a hidden…
• I'm a recovering optimist.
• Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.
• A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways, ya know? And they all get chummy…

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