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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.… — Erma Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. — Erma Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are… — Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there… — Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. — Erma Bombeck
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I… — Erma Bombeck
There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants… — Erma Bombeck
A true man hates no one. — Napoleon Bonaparte
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. — Napoleon Bonaparte
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war. — Napoleon Bonaparte
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. — Napoleon Bonaparte
One must change one's tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one's superiority. — Napoleon Bonaparte
The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies. — Napoleon Bonaparte
The strong man is the one who is able to intercept at will the communication between the senses and the mind. — Napoleon Bonaparte
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. — Napoleon Bonaparte
To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to… — Napoleon Bonaparte
A revolution can be neither made nor stopped. The only thing that can be done is for one of several of its children to give… — Napoleon Bonaparte
The torment of precautions often exceeds the dangers to be avoided. It is sometimes better to abandon one's self to destiny. — Napoleon Bonaparte
When soldiers have been baptized in the fire of a battle-field, they have all one rank in my eyes. — Napoleon Bonaparte
I have only one counsel for you - be master. — Napoleon Bonaparte

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