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Once Quotes by Daniel Handler
- A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he took through the woods along a path…
- The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week,…
- Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.
- Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.
- Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.
- It is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling you, and I’m sure you understand why.…
- If you try to avoid every instance of peer pressure you will end up without any peers whatsoever, and the trick is to succumb to…
- I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it this once, because even…
- My chauffer once told me that I would feel better in the morning, but when I woke up the two of us were still on…
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- Once you become predictable, no one's interested anymore. — Chet Atkins