Old Maid Quotes

25 Old Maid quotes by 24 unique authors

Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity. — William Blake
I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint. — Lana Turner
I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage. — Diane Keaton
The women who take husbands not out of love but out of greed, to get their bills paid, to get a fine house and clothes… — Polly Adler
There is one type of ideal woman very seldom described in poetry - the old maid, the woman whom sorrow or misfortune prevents from fulfilling… — Lafcadio Hearn
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary. — Honore de Balzac
I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and… — Jessica Biel
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx
What an old maid I'm getting to be. lacking the courage to be in love with death! — Arthur Rimbaud
Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I shall end up an old maid. — Elizabeth Bennett
I'm just an old maid with an attraction to men. — Janet Reno
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. — Edna Ferber
Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left… — Evelyn Waugh
Here I am, ninety years old and ready for the cooling board, using a brand new Macintosh computer, and there you sit, twenty-two and gorgeous,… — Stephen King
Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man. — Billy Sunday
I am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony. So... I shall end an old maid, and teach your ten children… — Jane Austen
Nic's going to be an old maid," Michael said, giggling. "What?" she snapped. "How do you even know what that means? You're like, four years… — Alexandra Adornetto
Valancy herself had never quite relinquished a certain pitiful, shamed, little hope that Romance would come her way yet—never, until this wet, horrible morning, when… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Of all the old maid's blessing, the greatest is carte blanche. Spinsterhood is powerful; once a woman is called "that crazy old maid" she can… — Florence King
The fear of being an old maid made young girls rush into matrimony with a recklessness that astonishes. — Louisa May Alcott
She would have been a very remarkable woman, if she had not been an old maid. — Thomas Nelson Page
A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity. — Unknown Author
In this world, there are 3 types of sentences that can never be trusted. An old person who wants to die early, a merchant whos… — Korean Drama
If you spend your life searching for the Perfect Man, youre going to die an old maid. The trial is to find a Decent Man… — Priest

Who Wrote These Old Maid Quotes

24 authors contributed a total of 25 Old Maid Quotes as follows: