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- Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh? — Aristophanes
- If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're… — Chris Hardwick
- It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than… — Malcolm Muggeridge
- I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know… — Mark Twain
- Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means… — Rick Riordan
- One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with… — Fred Willard