Old Flames Quotes by Doug Larson

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Doug Larson has 64 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
• The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
• If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
• Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
• People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
• A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
• Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
• Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

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