Old Fart Quotes
- I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an… — Jason Bateman
- It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart.… — Terry Pratchett
- ...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart… — Sherman Alexie
- Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart. — Mena Suvari