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Old Quotes by Janet Evanovich
- I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula…
- Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you…
- A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.
- I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.
- When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the…
- Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.
- When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we…
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