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Oh Quotes by Douglas Adams
- "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing." "Oh," says man, "but the Babel…
- Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside,…
- Arthur Dent: What happens if I press this button? Ford Prefect: I wouldn't- Arthur Dent: Oh. Ford Prefect: What happened? Arthur Dent: A sign lit…
- Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people…
- Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand…
- Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
- Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.
- There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in…
- Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the…
- Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside,…
- Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to…
More Oh Quotes
- Oh, the most important thing about myself is that my life has been full of changes. Therefore, when I observe the world,… — Chinua Achebe
- Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to… — Jane Austen
- I'm into a casual-dressing girl: blue jeans and a tank top is super sexy. But the sexiest thing on a girl -… — Jensen Ackles
- When one by one our ties are torn, and friend from friend is snatched forlorn; when man is left alone to mourn,… — Anna Letitia Barbauld
- I'm not an actor that tends to care. I don't ask 'Is this a close up? Is this a master? Is this… — Christian Bale
- So yeah, a good director will be able to listen and hear everything, but have a confident vision of his own that… — Christian Bale
- Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts. — Lucille Ball
- Tyra the businesswoman is very close to - and I hate third person, but you said it, oh, chiiild, you said it… — Tyra Banks
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- Oh, I would love to be a motivational speaker. I have pulled myself out of a million potholes, and I can see… — Drew Barrymore
- I really reject that kind of comparison that says, Oh, he is the best. This is the second best. There is no… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont